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Funny is -

Standing in the elevator with a mid 40’s female pharmaceutical rep, attractive and well dressed. When all of a sudden her cell phone rings (cue eminem) “come on girl shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me.” Wish I had a chart to display how many shades of red she turned! Pretty sure she will be changing that tonight! Haha

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jeffmiller:

GET MONEY, TURN GAY - Songify The News (by schmoyoho)

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textsfrombennett:

Guess who’s home?

Ran out of material so you had to make up Bennett getting arrested? Had you bailed him out of jail you would have already had the conversation of why he was in there…..right? You have made money and gathered a cult following, but until you prove he is real, you are just a cyber douhebag!! Go join the cast of Jersey Shore if you want to be a popular dumb ass. I’m guessing you lack real attention in life…..

textsfrombennett:

Guess who’s home?

Ran out of material so you had to make up Bennett getting arrested? Had you bailed him out of jail you would have already had the conversation of why he was in there…..right? You have made money and gathered a cult following, but until you prove he is real, you are just a cyber douhebag!! Go join the cast of Jersey Shore if you want to be a popular dumb ass. I’m guessing you lack real attention in life…..

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2012 -

Is going to be life changing!

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Harbaughbowl

Can’t wait for the Harbaughbowl in a couple weeks! I coined that name here first people!!

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So far

Breakfast for wifey made - 5:45am - CHECK

Dog let outside - 6:15am - CHECK

Coffee and Tim time - 6:30 - 7:30am - CHECK

Breakfast for Sage - 7:30am  - CHECK

Morning cartoon and chase time - 7:30am - 9:30 am - CHECK

Isaac fed and changed - 9:30am - CHECK

Snack time - 10:30am - CHECK

Puzzle time - 10:30am - 11:30am - CHECK

Lunch time - Noon - CHECK

Isaac fed again - 12:15 - CHECK

Isaac nap and Sage relaxing to some Olivia - 12:30 pm - CHECK

ALREADY WHOOPED AND STILL HALF A DAY TO GO AND ALL DAY TOMORROW - CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK………..

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Pretty awesome concept

Pretty awesome concept

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jeffmiller:

(via Movie night for the Obamas - POLITICO.com)
Cool shot of the White House theater.

Cool

jeffmiller:

(via Movie night for the Obamas - POLITICO.com)

Cool shot of the White House theater.

Cool

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I’m your Huckleberry

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My apology to the NFL and its fans

Dear Drew Brees, Cam Newton, Darren Sproles, Gronkowski, and the 49ers defense,

I apologize to all of you for the awful media coverage of your NFL record breaking moments this season. Mr. Brees you destroyed every passing record over the last almost 30 years. Sproles you own the overall yardage mark. Cam Newton you blew away the rookie records in almost every category, and the 49ers have allowed only 3 rushing TDs all year long. Not to mention that stud in New England destroying the TE TD record!!

Yet, non of that matters because the only recognizable person in the league this year is Tim Tebow.

I’m sorry for all your accomplishments being looked over because of someone who really has yet to accomplish anything, when compared to your bench marks.

Sincerely,

Tim McTee