October 2008
25 posts
Al Gore the Scare Tactic Whore
Al Gore, where have you been all week? I mean global warming is a real threat to our society but for the last couple of weeks we have heard nothing from you. Are you starting to think that all of the research and BS that you put together to win the Nobel is now false? Well I’ll tell ya what, I know it’s false. Your scare tactics are only working on those that bought into Y2K, and...
Suit against God thrown out for lack of address
Hey read this fricken idiotic story! This is about a guy, actually a politician, who was trying to sue God! Serioulsy! Read the link below and find out how stupid some people are. Thank you Mr. Judge for throwing this case out, and by the way if you want to know how to reach God, just give me a call!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27201871/
Obama and Bush
Found this intersting article talking about how Bush and Obama actually agree on a lot more than you would think. Obama is always talking about how McCain and Bush are so alike and asking voters if they want the same thing for 4-8 more years. Well, here are at least 20 things that they at least agree on.
1. Abstinence: Bush expanded community-based abstinence education during his term,...
CHEW ON THIS
Hows the Stock Market doing.lets take a look; For Your Info: If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the...
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Treeman
If you haven’t heard about tree man, well it’s time that you did! Treeman is a guy in Indonesian who, as a young boy, got a small cut on his face. That small cut turned into a form of the HPV virus, which took over his body in the form of warts. He has warts all over his body, in fact the dermatologist that was working on him said he has bugs living inside some of the warts. You...
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My conversation with Kelly
KBEE90: love the bedding set
KBEE90: its precious
Snwkg: well good
Snwkg: I'm glad
KBEE90: lol
Snwkg: did you read my story about the pirates?
KBEE90: yeah
Snwkg: stupid!
KBEE90: nicely done lol
KBEE90: i know! but thats the world
Snwkg: Drop and anchor on those pirates
Snwkg: shoot them
Snwkg: do something
KBEE90: ol
KBEE90: lol
Snwkg: drop your drawers and crap on them
KBEE90: u crack me up
KBEE90: nice
Snwkg: I guarantee they won't climb up your shit
Snwkg: I mean ship
KBEE90: i think that one is MOST effective
KBEE90: lol
Snwkg: lol
Snwkg: seriously
Snwkg: incredible
KBEE90: i know
KBEE90: but the way u explain things jus makes it 10x more funny
Snwkg: *oh no pirates, everyone hide.........while they climb up our big ass ship
Snwkg: don't worry we have about 10 minutes till they make it to the top
Snwkg: should be able to find a good hiding spot
KBEE90: lol
KBEE90: and if they dont?
KBEE90: ?
Snwkg: if they don't what
Snwkg: find a hiding spot
KBEE90: yea
Snwkg: if I were them I would jump off the boat and swim around to where the dingy is and take the pirates dingy. That way its a fair trade! HAHAH
KBEE90: lol
KBEE90: u would
KBEE90: but they prolly have somebody on the dingy
KBEE90: then what?
Snwkg: Look their taking out boat......the hell they are! I'm jumping in and going to take theirs!! That will show them
KBEE90: lol
Snwkg: you swim under the dingy and flip it when they are not looking
KBEE90: nice
Snwkg: then you strangle them under water with your webbed toes and take their damn dingy!
KBEE90: u know (not to rain on ur parade) but they will prollyc u
Snwkg: DAMN PIRATES!
KBEE90: lol
KBEE90: good idea
KBEE90: ok, now ill know wut to do next time pirates take my ship
KBEE90: thank you tim
Snwkg: your welcome
KBEE90: lol, u really are a life saver
Snwkg: sometimes you need to have answers for stuff like that
KBEE90: and u always do
KBEE90: poor sage is gonna be so confused in life
Snwkg: I asked Amber if John McCain's wife wanted to make out with me for 10 minutes would she watch
KBEE90: lol
KBEE90: WHY?
Snwkg: if she wanted to give me 1 million dollars for it
KBEE90: lol
KBEE90: whatd she say?
Snwkg: She said, why do you ask. Well dear, because that might happen! Have you seen John? He looks like he is going to die soon, his wife might want a piece of this young man, and she may pay big bucks for it! The only catch would be that you would have to watch......but its worth a million bucks
Snwkg: She said, ok sure go for it!
Snwkg: lol
KBEE90: lol
KBEE90: nice
KBEE90: thats hilarious
KBEE90: c u will always be prepared
KBEE90: Amber wont be
Snwkg: Never know it could happen. I mean who would have thought that I would get the chance to make out with an old lady in the airport
KBEE90: i know!
Snwkg: I guarantee if I had 5 more minutes, I would have been rich
Snwkg: but I wasn't prepared!
KBEE90: ur life should be a movie
Snwkg: I froze during the moment of truth!
KBEE90: lol
KBEE90: dang!
KBEE90: my teacher has failed?
KBEE90: i didappointed
Snwkg: I should have licked her face
Snwkg: would have been loaded
KBEE90: disappointed*
KBEE90: lol
KBEE90: that woulda been priceless
Snwkg: even if she was full of old woman sores
Snwkg: : who cares
KBEE90: lol
KBEE90: thats gross
Snwkg: hahaha so true though
Snwkg: you know what I'm talking about right
Snwkg: ewww
KBEE90: u should really sign up for a tv show
Snwkg: it's so gross
KBEE90: yeah, i got u
KBEE90: lol
KBEE90: that show would make millions
Snwkg: I know
KBEE90: and then u wouldnt have to make out with mccains wife
Snwkg: I may start filming my rants and putting them on Youtube
KBEE90: lol thatd be great
Snwkg: The daily odd news rant
KBEE90: lol
KBEE90: PLEASE DO! i would pay to c that
Snwkg: it would be the most random news story and I would complain about it
KBEE90: not really tho
KBEE90: and then ud get on CNN
Snwkg: the most random daily news story
KBEE90: bc u were talkin about pirrates attacking ur ship
KBEE90: yeah
Snwkg: yeah
Snwkg: You want to know what the headline for that fricken story was
KBEE90: wut?
Snwkg: Pirates hold seamen at gunpoint
Snwkg: are you serious
KBEE90: lol
Snwkg: That sounds like a porn movie
KBEE90: TIM!!!!
Snwkg: not a news story
KBEE90: lol
Snwkg: hahahah
Snwkg: i'm dying on my couch laughing
KBEE90: thats funny
Snwkg: but its so true
KBEE90: me too
KBEE90: tho im in a chair
KBEE90: only bc its all so true
KBEE90: gosh tim,ur so funny
KBEE90: do u and amber have frequent odd conversations?
Snwkg: no
KBEE90: aw man
Snwkg: she just listens to me rant
KBEE90: lol
Snwkg: but I think the world needs to hear me rant
Snwkg: I can start my own YouTube Channel
KBEE90: i do to
KBEE90: yeah
KBEE90: and thenu can go to their conventions and rant
KBEE90: about nothing of course
Snwkg: thats right!
Snwkg: I'm blogging our conversation for the world to see
Pirates
It’s amusing to me that in Africa, Somalia, and other countries that they have a problem with pirates. Seriously there have been a bunch of pirate attacks lately and these countries are asking for help from others to rid the pirates! Here is the really amusing thing, these “pirates” are taking over gigantic ships. They, however are pulling up to the ships in little dingy boats...