THE TIM: Archive

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The end of 2011

It’s just about the end of 2011 which could mean a handful of things for you tonight; 1.) You believe the hype with the Mayans and we won’t be here to celebrate this time next year, so party like its the last! 2.) You are writing your 2012 New Years resolutions and just realized that its easier to copy and paste from last year. 3.) You are getting ready to host a big party at your...

Dec 31st

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Hot momma -

Pretty sure if you look this definition up you will find my wife! She is one HOT MOMMA!

Dec 30th

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Breaking Bad - The Pacifier

After a very long drawn out time on the “Paci” my wife and I have made a conscious effort to get rid of the, since birth friend, that my daughter craves. Before you non parent types start throwing my parenting skills out the door, let me remind you yet again……YOU ARE NOT A PARENT! Details to come

Dec 29th

Dec 28th

The amount of cheese I’ve experienced in the past 2 days is absurd…….

Dec 28th

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“Huh? He can drive and talk!??”

– Sage reply when I told her that my friend Bear was coming over today!

Dec 26th

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Merry Christmas to all -

And to those with a new born good night!

Dec 26th

Just the read I needed this morning

http://techcrunch.com/2011/12/24/secrets-of-the-accidental-entrepreneur/

Dec 25th

Christmas Past....

As I get ready to celebrate an amazing Christmas with my growing family, I thought I would reflect on the years past when I was a kid. Christmas was always an amazing time at our house! We spent Christmas Eve with my late Grandma McTee (Warren) and she always delivered with an incredible meal! My dads side of the family would be in attendance, and there was never a dull moment. All of us...

Dec 25th

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KC Chiefs

Today the KC Chiefs make history by beating the Raiders so bad that it will be deemed “Christmas Eve blood bath” When the Raiders leave Arrowhead this afternoon, they will be covered in Red and Gold and will miss out on the playoffs, yet again! Chiefs will get some help today from the Bills and the cold weather in Buffalo and will win the AFC West, yet again, next weekend in...

Dec 24th

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My daughter

She has one speed - non fricken stop She has one volume level - LOUD She is amazing - always

Dec 23rd

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Watch

Isaac will teach you how to Dougie. My son will hate this when it comes wedding time!!! Hahaha

Dec 22nd

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Christmas

I pray that everyone has an amazing Christmas and realizes how blessed they really are! I’m blessed beyond belief with 2 gorgeous kids, an obnoxiously awesome dog, and a beautiful wife who is hands down the BEST mom and wife in the world. This year has had it’s ups and downs but overall God has ALWAYS taken care of my families needs and has provided for us continually. Looking...

Dec 21st

Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

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Dec 16th

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My life is awesome

Just saying……

Dec 16th

Sam Hurd

Hornets sign Sam Hurd to a multi year deal. According to sources he is the only person capable of delivering the ROCK better than Chris Paul!! HAHA

Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

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Scent

As of a little over a week ago there is not a day that goes by that I don’t smell like curdled breast milk and diarrhea!

Dec 15th

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Stuart the dancing Salsa dog......Seriously? →

Dec 14th

Dec 13th

My Daughter

This morning my daughter was “toddling” around the house and said “Daddy we don’t run away from God, we follow Him!” She was looking at her Jonah book that we have read to her a 1,000 times and flipping the pages telling me the story. Children are amazing…….Thank you God for my daughter!

Dec 13th

Who needs sleep

Isaac is a great sleeper and has been awesome, but since he has arrived I can no longer sleep!! Kinda frustrating……..

Dec 12th

Mare -

How many games will you cost the Panthers this year?

Dec 11th

Like this quite a bit

Dec 11th

“The team showed up at 5:30 a.m. with flash-bang grenades, burst into the home...”

– Idiot SWAT Team Tried to Catch Guy Who Was Already in Prison Every single day, SWAT teams use unnecessary force to endanger the lives of innocent people, either because they wrote down the wrong address, or because they are relying upon an obviously unreliable informant, or because of stupid...

Dec 11th

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Isaac Update

Been home a couple days now and the little guy is sleeping in 4 hour spurts each night. Eating every 4 hours during the night which is allowing the wife to still get 8 hours of sleep! God I thank you………….No seriously I THANK YOU! A cranky un-rested wife is not something that is fun to deal with! :)

Dec 10th

Gout

I hate you and hate that you have effected my family lineage for many years, because now it’s effecting me! So far this turning 30 thing sucks…….

Dec 10th

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Dec 10th

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Dec 9th

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Dec 8th

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Dec 8th

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Dec 8th

Sidney Crosby

The next great? The next baby? The next spokesman for concussions in sports?

Dec 8th

Jerry Sandusky

I hope everything you did to those innocent boys years ago, gets done to you plus more while in prison. It will probably be done by some 400lb behemoth covered in hair and who hates to shower!! Sick sick man…..

Dec 8th

First night at home with the little guy…. I think that means no sleep and new life adjustments……God be with me!!!

Dec 8th