THE TIM

Political Funny for the day

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what 
their fathers did for a living.  All the typical answers came up — fireman, 
mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. 

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when 
the teacher prodded him about his father, he finally replied,’ Okay…my 
father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in 
front of other men and they put money in his underwear. 

Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy 
and stay with him all night for money.’ 

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other 
children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to 
ask him, ‘Is that really true about your father?’ 

‘No’, the boy said, ‘He actually works for the Democratic National 
Committee and helped get Barack Obama elected President last year, 
but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the class.’