The Bitch with my workout today
I honestly didn’t have anything to complain about today, until I got to the gym. I had just finished up a few reps on the old bench press, when I hear this moaning and grunting. To my left was a guy in typical, “I want to draw attention to me” type of clothing. Skinny tank top, no body hair, fake-n-baker, and the biggest gut I have seen in awhile. It makes me mad that really fat people like that have no body hair, and the good looking, like my father and I, could fly away with the wings on our backs. So this guy is throwing around some serious weight…….I mean he is grunting like he is throwing around some serious weight. This guy is making noise that should be reserved for the bedroom, or for when your getting an ingrown toe nail removed. How do people do this? I would be embarrassed to make those kind of sounds while working out. It seemed like every station I went to in the gym, this guy was right next to me sweating up a storm and putting tremendous stress on his vocal chords. Finally I finished up the weights portion on my workout and headed to the treadmill. Sure enough homeboy was behind me on the eliptical machine, letting everyone know he was there. I was about 20 minutes into some good cardio when I looked over and saw this animal standing by the trash can. He had a hand full of paper towels and his ass was hanging out. Paying no mind to anyone else he proceeded to wipe down his ass sweat in the middle of the gym, with his ass crack viewable to the world. HOLY COW!! How can anyone think that is OK? I mean I do live in Virginia, and there are a lot of Rednecks here, but come on!! Fricken Gross!
