Crypt Keeper Make-Out
Last week I was at the airport waiting for a flight back home when this old boney lady stumbles to the bar where my friend and I were having a drink. I, of course, start flirting with her. She is swaying back and forth, barely keeping her gin and 2 ice cubes in the glass. She was carrying on about how gin cures cancer, helps you stay young, and keeps ya skinny. I looked into her old, hollow, deep crusty eyes and told her that it must keep her looking beautiful! This mad her damn day! She gently placed her boney hand around my head and told me how I made her day and that she wanted to give me a kiss. Already way too deep in my flirting I lent her my right cheek. Just as I did she wrapped her un-gentle other hand around my chin and laid the nastiest wet kiss right in my mouth. Yes, in my mouth not on it. She actually didn’t kiss me, it was more of a deep throat gumming! Her nasty old black crusted gums soaked my whole face! She stumbled off, happy as hell and unfortunately my friend was too slow on the camera phone. If you ever see a old lady drinking gin and 2 ice cubes, tell her she broke my heart!
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