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Little Kids Farting

My wife and I own a gym and everyday we spot kids in tumbling skills.  Little kids are the best to spot in tumbling because they listen to you, they are little, and they fart while doing it.  It’s so funny because the kids don’t realize that they do it!  They jump back as hard as they can when they are learning their back-handsprings, and to my amusement they strain their rectal muscles at the same time.  A couple of weeks ago I was spotting this one little cutie and she was doing a great job…………a great job of stinking up the place!  She kept saying “Tim didchoo farrrt? heheh”  No you little tird I didn’t fart, but you are ripping them like an old man in a nursing home!  This constant bubble of odor surrounded me for the whole hour and she refused to be spotted by anyone else!  That’s the price you pay I guess!  So cute, but so gross!

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