My conversation with Kelly
- KBEE90: love the bedding set
- KBEE90: its precious
- Snwkg: well good
- Snwkg: I'm glad
- KBEE90: lol
- Snwkg: did you read my story about the pirates?
- KBEE90: yeah
- Snwkg: stupid!
- KBEE90: nicely done lol
- KBEE90: i know! but thats the world
- Snwkg: Drop and anchor on those pirates
- Snwkg: shoot them
- Snwkg: do something
- KBEE90: ol
- KBEE90: lol
- Snwkg: drop your drawers and crap on them
- KBEE90: u crack me up
- KBEE90: nice
- Snwkg: I guarantee they won't climb up your shit
- Snwkg: I mean ship
- KBEE90: i think that one is MOST effective
- KBEE90: lol
- Snwkg: lol
- Snwkg: seriously
- Snwkg: incredible
- KBEE90: i know
- KBEE90: but the way u explain things jus makes it 10x more funny
- Snwkg: *oh no pirates, everyone hide.........while they climb up our big ass ship
- Snwkg: don't worry we have about 10 minutes till they make it to the top
- Snwkg: should be able to find a good hiding spot
- KBEE90: lol
- KBEE90: and if they dont?
- KBEE90: ?
- Snwkg: if they don't what
- Snwkg: find a hiding spot
- KBEE90: yea
- Snwkg: if I were them I would jump off the boat and swim around to where the dingy is and take the pirates dingy. That way its a fair trade! HAHAH
- KBEE90: lol
- KBEE90: u would
- KBEE90: but they prolly have somebody on the dingy
- KBEE90: then what?
- Snwkg: Look their taking out boat......the hell they are! I'm jumping in and going to take theirs!! That will show them
- KBEE90: lol
- Snwkg: you swim under the dingy and flip it when they are not looking
- KBEE90: nice
- Snwkg: then you strangle them under water with your webbed toes and take their damn dingy!
- KBEE90: u know (not to rain on ur parade) but they will prollyc u
- Snwkg: DAMN PIRATES!
- KBEE90: lol
- KBEE90: good idea
- KBEE90: ok, now ill know wut to do next time pirates take my ship
- KBEE90: thank you tim
- Snwkg: your welcome
- KBEE90: lol, u really are a life saver
- Snwkg: sometimes you need to have answers for stuff like that
- KBEE90: and u always do
- KBEE90: poor sage is gonna be so confused in life
- Snwkg: I asked Amber if John McCain's wife wanted to make out with me for 10 minutes would she watch
- KBEE90: lol
- KBEE90: WHY?
- Snwkg: if she wanted to give me 1 million dollars for it
- KBEE90: lol
- KBEE90: whatd she say?
- Snwkg: She said, why do you ask. Well dear, because that might happen! Have you seen John? He looks like he is going to die soon, his wife might want a piece of this young man, and she may pay big bucks for it! The only catch would be that you would have to watch......but its worth a million bucks
- Snwkg: She said, ok sure go for it!
- Snwkg: lol
- KBEE90: lol
- KBEE90: nice
- KBEE90: thats hilarious
- KBEE90: c u will always be prepared
- KBEE90: Amber wont be
- Snwkg: Never know it could happen. I mean who would have thought that I would get the chance to make out with an old lady in the airport
- KBEE90: i know!
- Snwkg: I guarantee if I had 5 more minutes, I would have been rich
- Snwkg: but I wasn't prepared!
- KBEE90: ur life should be a movie
- Snwkg: I froze during the moment of truth!
- KBEE90: lol
- KBEE90: dang!
- KBEE90: my teacher has failed?
- KBEE90: i didappointed
- Snwkg: I should have licked her face
- Snwkg: would have been loaded
- KBEE90: disappointed*
- KBEE90: lol
- KBEE90: that woulda been priceless
- Snwkg: even if she was full of old woman sores
- Snwkg: : who cares
- KBEE90: lol
- KBEE90: thats gross
- Snwkg: hahaha so true though
- Snwkg: you know what I'm talking about right
- Snwkg: ewww
- KBEE90: u should really sign up for a tv show
- Snwkg: it's so gross
- KBEE90: yeah, i got u
- KBEE90: lol
- KBEE90: that show would make millions
- Snwkg: I know
- KBEE90: and then u wouldnt have to make out with mccains wife
- Snwkg: I may start filming my rants and putting them on Youtube
- KBEE90: lol thatd be great
- Snwkg: The daily odd news rant
- KBEE90: lol
- KBEE90: PLEASE DO! i would pay to c that
- Snwkg: it would be the most random news story and I would complain about it
- KBEE90: not really tho
- KBEE90: and then ud get on CNN
- Snwkg: the most random daily news story
- KBEE90: bc u were talkin about pirrates attacking ur ship
- KBEE90: yeah
- Snwkg: yeah
- Snwkg: You want to know what the headline for that fricken story was
- KBEE90: wut?
- Snwkg: Pirates hold seamen at gunpoint
- Snwkg: are you serious
- KBEE90: lol
- Snwkg: That sounds like a porn movie
- KBEE90: TIM!!!!
- Snwkg: not a news story
- KBEE90: lol
- Snwkg: hahahah
- Snwkg: i'm dying on my couch laughing
- KBEE90: thats funny
- Snwkg: but its so true
- KBEE90: me too
- KBEE90: tho im in a chair
- KBEE90: only bc its all so true
- KBEE90: gosh tim,ur so funny
- KBEE90: do u and amber have frequent odd conversations?
- Snwkg: no
- KBEE90: aw man
- Snwkg: she just listens to me rant
- KBEE90: lol
- Snwkg: but I think the world needs to hear me rant
- Snwkg: I can start my own YouTube Channel
- KBEE90: i do to
- KBEE90: yeah
- KBEE90: and thenu can go to their conventions and rant
- KBEE90: about nothing of course
- Snwkg: thats right!
- Snwkg: I'm blogging our conversation for the world to see
