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Al Gore the Scare Tactic Whore

Al Gore, where have you been all week? I mean global warming is a real threat to our society but for the last couple of weeks we have heard nothing from you. Are you starting to think that all of the research and BS that you put together to win the Nobel is now false? Well I’ll tell ya what, I know it’s false. Your scare tactics are only working on those that bought into Y2K, and all of those Americans out there that fear they may end up in a concentration camp before Obama is elected. People have been trying to be eco friendly, which by the way I am all for. However, us being eco friendly over the last, oh I don’t know 2 years, has not resulted in what was just reported in Alaska.

News reports today are saying that due to heavy snow and unusually cold conditions, Alaskan glaciers got bigger and thicker this year. It is rare - having only happened a couple times in the last 200 years. Not only that, but last weekend Utah, Nevada, and Montana experienced very bitter early snow storms. Not a dusting, a dumping. 12 inches of snow in Montanna, 6 inches in Utah and about 2 inches in some parts of Nevada. Idaho may have gotten some, but who cares.

I know whats going to happen next. I believe we are going to have such severe frost and cold this year that the earth is going to stop moving. It’s going to be so cold the earth will actually stop spinning on its axis and we will eventually just freeze to death. There is hope however. Through extensive research, in my back yard, I have come up with a drug that will help keep your heart ticking, while you are frozen solid. That way when we warm back up again, you will be alive.

Most people already know about this drug, but have never known it’s real purpose here on earth. Starting tomorrow you can buy 1 gallon of it from me, which you will take a quart at a time. For some of you a quart may be all you need, however others may need the whole gallon. I suggest drinking your first quart when you get it, just in case tomorrow it starts icing.

Anti-freeze was put here on earth for all of us to drink and preserve our bodies during the next ice age. The name says it all folks, it is very simple! I gallon of consumption and you will make it through this winter.

It does seem absurd, I know, but listen. Everything Al Gore said was just as far fetched……….and you believed him.

THE TIM

Al Gore the Scare Tactic Whore

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