Posted 1 year ago
Real Men of Genius
This is a great write up I read about the Raiders owner Al Davis……..
Real men of genius!
Today we salute you Mr. Crypt Keeper Al Davis
Mr. Crypt Keeper Al Daaaaaaaaavis!
Back in the day, you had it all.
Girls.
Super Bowl rings.
And a fat guy that spawned a billion dollar video game series.
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaden express!
But now, you’ve fallen on hard times.
You’re old.
Senile.
And that fat guy is now a spokesperson for TOUGH ACTIN TANAKTIN!!!
I goooot a fungal itch!
Sure, you have a roster of 53 first round draft picks
But you’ve had to change your slogan to “just bust, baby!”
Jamaaaaaaaaaaaaarcus where art thou?
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light oh master of the draft bungle,
Because no matter how many losing season you string together,
Not even you were dumb enough to draft Tim Tebow.
Mr. Crypt Keeper Al Daaaaaavis!
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