Posted 3 years ago
Obama is an addict!!
There is a problem with our president to be, and most of you are probably not aware of it. Barack Obama has a deep and dark secret that he doesn’t want anyone to know, and I am hoping that you will not think differently of him because of it. We all know that Obama at one point puffed a little ganja, but did you know that he currently has an addiction that people say is worse than Heroin? It’s 100% true……..Obama is addicted to his blackberry. Some people in society refer to this obsession as crackberry, and I happen to be a fellow addict. Constantly checking my email, text messages, news, sports, weather, whatever!! Well it looks like Mr. Obama is going to have to part ways with his beloved for at least 4 years. Presidential emails and messages are subject to the public, which any intelligent president would not want to happen. Even George Bush, who many think is unintelligent, stop sending emails in 2001. There will be nights with cold sweats, jitters, shakes, and the occasional turret type of outburst. In the long haul Obama will be ok, just may have to take up another habit. I’m thinking intern pool parties may be a good replacement!
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