Yesterday morning I was getting ready for the day by taking a nice hot shower. I noticed that my big toe nail had gotten a little overgrown and thought it would be nice to give it a little clip. Hopped in the shower, grabbed the nail clippers on my way in and proceeded to shower. Towards the end of my shower I decided, now is the time. Picked up the clippers, put them over my big toe nail and clamped down. My toe nail didn’t budge, and the clippers broke. I was so fricken pissed!! How come I have the hardest toe nail in the world, and how am I going to get it trimmed. I could do like my dad does and just rub my feet on the concrete until they file down, but that is so gross! I’ve decided I am going to file it into a point and use it as a weapon. Remember those old movies with the street fighters who had short knives sticking out of their boot. I’ll just take off my shoe and shank em with my foot! BOO YA!
